Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Sure, China is ready for the Olympics and the resulting influx of English speaking tourists...

This came in my inbox and I had to share....

Which is one step up from just lovely..

But taste like cat

Here, crippie, take my seat.

Great with flied lice

A seperate entrance for Hos....why didn't I think of that?

Sounds better than canned water doesn't it?

Good to know

Not nice. Some of my best friends are liquor heads.

Look up and down the aisle twice before proceeding...

Much tastier than the grown up variety..

It would be once you start chewing on it

Starbucks should be very afraid!

I wouldn't tickle this one

Weird, because horsebeans sound delicious.

Where every fashion aficionado in China shops!!!

I knew it!!


If there's one thing we don't need help with...

'See you after the flight, Uncle Randy!'

Should be in front of half the hotels in town.

So this is where they all end up…


Lindsey said...

Very Suspicious that China's Wal Mart? Just curious :-)

Thanks for posting that...freakin hilarious.

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Abby said...

I nearly peed my pants over "testes to make your heart tinkle"!!! LOL

(pun definitely intended)

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately these bloopers remind me (far too much) of what Microsoft spellchecker will do to you if you don't watch it!