Thursday, January 14, 2010

Seriously, WHY?

I work with a well-meaning, elderly man who says to me every single day: "Hi Mama! How's the TWINS?" (Ok. Maybe it's not EVERY day. But a lot.)

At first I would humor him with a fake-laugh and say, "Thankfully it's just one!"

(First of all, stop. calling. me. MAMA. and second of all, just stop.)

Now I'm past that. I just raise my eyebrows and say, "IT's JUST. ONE."

I swear to god pretty soon someone is going to get punched in the face.


Nina said...

Just tell him that you aren't comfortable with him commenting on your breasts like that. That ought to shut him up. :)

Michelle said...

haaahahaha! funny funny :D