Thursday, January 14, 2010

Seriously, WHY?

I work with a well-meaning, elderly man who says to me every single day: "Hi Mama! How's the TWINS?" (Ok. Maybe it's not EVERY day. But a lot.)

At first I would humor him with a fake-laugh and say, "Thankfully it's just one!"

(First of all, stop. calling. me. MAMA. and second of all, just stop.)

Now I'm past that. I just raise my eyebrows and say, "IT's JUST. ONE."

I swear to god pretty soon someone is going to get punched in the face.

2 comments:

Nina said...

Just tell him that you aren't comfortable with him commenting on your breasts like that. That ought to shut him up. :)

Michelle said...

haaahahaha! funny funny :D

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